Who Should the Knicks Pick in This Weekend's Draft?

....and yes, I'm well aware it's the NFL draft this weekend...

....but let's face it picking a football player could hardly be a worse
decision than some of the other choices Isiash Thomas made. (Hell,
half the lineup weighs more than the average linebacker!)

Hell, they probably should have entered into the WNBA draft. Picking
Candace Parker would have at least provided some entertainment to go
along with the constant losing.


Besides, a football guy could teach these Knicks how to play credible
defense.

Hell, David Beckham could probably teach these Knicks more about
defense.

Double Hell, VICTORIA Beckham could probably teach...oh lemme stop....

Jason "They're hardly worth the effort" Todd

On Apr 22, 3:29*pm, Jason Todd <janklowic...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> ...and yes, I'm well aware it's the NFL draft this weekend...
>
> ...but let's face it picking a football player could hardly be a worse
> decision than some of the other choices Isiash Thomas made. (Hell,
> half the lineup weighs more than the average linebacker!)

Did you forget (the now late) Georgia Frontiere making Lawrence "I can
slap any bitch, cut any class and coach won't say shit" Phillips the
St. Louis Rams 1st round pick many moons ago?

>
> Hell, they probably should have entered into the WNBA draft. Picking
> Candace Parker would have at least provided some entertainment to go
> along with the constant losing.

She'll probably play better D than all of the Knicks except for maybe
David Lee and Jamal Crawford.

>
> Besides, a football guy could teach these Knicks how to play credible
> defense.

/me can see Madden teaching the pick and roll: "Once you move to this
spot, the guy comes around and BOOM! he gets knocked down."

>
> Hell, David Beckham could probably teach these Knicks more about
> defense.

Hey now...at least Becks can teach them about passion and desire.
That's something the Knicks haven't had since Bleke Thomas was coach.

>
> Double Hell, VICTORIA Beckham could probably teach...oh lemme stop....
>

She had to learn defense after making her shit solo album.