Why we lost,,,,,

Pardon me while I turn the heat down, I'm getting kind of itchy over here...

I really don't know what I'm going to do the rest of the day. Hopefully
throw myself in the shower, for one. And probably sorta mope around the rest
of the time. I'll be having those little boneless chicken thighs for dinner,
probably with creamy chicken-flavored rice. I just burped and regurgitated a
little bit of peanut butter and jelly fluid. I need to put away CDs and
clean laundry. I'm pretty bored. I've got dishes to do, but I'm sure they
won't get done.

Um.. I had a shower a bit ago, which was pleasant. I haven't really had one
in, oh.. let me think.. um.. well, it was over a week, at least. Time for
food and cartoons now. I want to remind you that tomorrow is the first of
the month, and it's customary to say "rabbit, rabbit" before you say
anything else. I've already eaten three pieces of chicken, three pieces of
pizza, drank most of a 2-liter of Pepsi and had a few snack cakes, too.

I'm so bored.
I'm so grumpy.
I feel so ugly and gross.
My hair is all ick and this beard is so disgusting.
I feel fat and repulsive.
I'm in a mood and I don't know why.

Pardon me while I turn the heat down, I'm getting kind of itchy over here...

I really don't know what I'm going to do the rest of the day. Hopefully
throw myself in the shower, for one. And probably sorta mope around the rest
of the time. I'll be having those little boneless chicken thighs for dinner,
probably with creamy chicken-flavored rice. I just burped and regurgitated a
little bit of peanut butter and jelly fluid. I need to put away CDs and
clean laundry. I'm pretty bored. I've got dishes to do, but I'm sure they
won't get done.

Um.. I had a shower a bit ago, which was pleasant. I haven't really had one
in, oh.. let me think.. um.. well, it was over a week, at least. Time for
food and cartoons now. I want to remind you that tomorrow is the first of
the month, and it's customary to say "rabbit, rabbit" before you say
anything else. I've already eaten three pieces of chicken, three pieces of
pizza, drank most of a 2-liter of Pepsi and had a few snack cakes, too.

I'm so bored.
I'm so grumpy.
I feel so ugly and gross.
My hair is all ick and this beard is so disgusting.
I feel fat and repulsive.
I'm in a mood and I don't know why.