Dana White's opinion on UFC rivals: "You wanna compete
with me? You wanna compete? Let's f---ing compete... I will f---ing
crush you."

Ken Shamrock, former pro-wrestler with a history of doing fake "angles"
and worked "fights" in the context of MMA (e.g. Shamrock-Gracie,
Shamrock-Sakuraba, Shamrock-Tito), and with historic past connections to
the UFC organization (Shamrock was in UFC 1) makes an agreement with
EliteXC to 'fight' Kimbo Slice.

UFC covert asset Shamrock, an MMA jobber-to-the-stars, pulls out at a
critical moment and denies Kimbo his starmaking victory. His surprise
replacement is a reject from "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show - Seth
Petruzelli - who has likely been in a secret UFC training camp and
preparing for a Kimbo Slice fight on this night.

There's no telling whether or not Kimbo's water was drugged to pull this
Machiavellian scheme off, or whether Seth Petruzelli was fed high-tech,
undetectable performance enhancers by his secret UFC masters. What is
certain is that despite being an EliteXC bout, UFC came out on top.

Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.

"Wendy Gasberg" <foo@bar.baz> wrote in message
news:gcalqu$fgt$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> Dana White's opinion on UFC rivals: "You wanna compete
> with me? You wanna compete? Let's f---ing compete... I will f---ing
> crush you."
>
> Ken Shamrock, former pro-wrestler with a history of doing fake "angles"
> and worked "fights" in the context of MMA (e.g. Shamrock-Gracie,
> Shamrock-Sakuraba, Shamrock-Tito), and with historic past connections to
> the UFC organization (Shamrock was in UFC 1) makes an agreement with
> EliteXC to 'fight' Kimbo Slice.
>
> UFC covert asset Shamrock, an MMA jobber-to-the-stars, pulls out at a
> critical moment and denies Kimbo his starmaking victory. His surprise
> replacement is a reject from "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show - Seth
> Petruzelli - who has likely been in a secret UFC training camp and
> preparing for a Kimbo Slice fight on this night.
>
> There's no telling whether or not Kimbo's water was drugged to pull this
> Machiavellian scheme off, or whether Seth Petruzelli was fed high-tech,
> undetectable performance enhancers by his secret UFC masters. What is
> certain is that despite being an EliteXC bout, UFC came out on top.
>
> Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
> competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.


even Art Bell would have a hard time swallowing this crap conspiracy theory.

On Oct 5, 11:17 am, Wendy Gasberg <f...@bar.baz> wrote:
> Dana White's opinion on UFC rivals: "You wanna compete
> with me? You wanna compete? Let's f---ing compete... I will f---ing
> crush you."
>
> Ken Shamrock, former pro-wrestler with a history of doing fake "angles"
> and worked "fights" in the context of MMA (e.g. Shamrock-Gracie,
> Shamrock-Sakuraba, Shamrock-Tito), and with historic past connections to
> the UFC organization (Shamrock was in UFC 1) makes an agreement with
> EliteXC to 'fight' Kimbo Slice.
>
> UFC covert asset Shamrock, an MMA jobber-to-the-stars, pulls out at a
> critical moment and denies Kimbo his starmaking victory. His surprise
> replacement is a reject from "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show - Seth
> Petruzelli - who has likely been in a secret UFC training camp and
> preparing for a Kimbo Slice fight on this night.
>
> There's no telling whether or not Kimbo's water was drugged to pull this
> Machiavellian scheme off, or whether Seth Petruzelli was fed high-tech,
> undetectable performance enhancers by his secret UFC masters. What is
> certain is that despite being an EliteXC bout, UFC came out on top.
>
> Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
> competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.

Dana thinks the UFC owns the sport.And unfortunately ...he's right.

On Oct 5, 1:21 pm, "syvyn11" <robhorine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Wendy Gasberg" <f...@bar.baz> wrote in message
>
> news:gcalqu$fgt$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Dana White's opinion on UFC rivals: "You wanna compete
> > with me? You wanna compete? Let's f---ing compete... I will f---ing
> > crush you."
>
> > Ken Shamrock, former pro-wrestler with a history of doing fake "angles"
> > and worked "fights" in the context of MMA (e.g. Shamrock-Gracie,
> > Shamrock-Sakuraba, Shamrock-Tito), and with historic past connections to
> > the UFC organization (Shamrock was in UFC 1) makes an agreement with
> > EliteXC to 'fight' Kimbo Slice.
>
> > UFC covert asset Shamrock, an MMA jobber-to-the-stars, pulls out at a
> > critical moment and denies Kimbo his starmaking victory. His surprise
> > replacement is a reject from "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show - Seth
> > Petruzelli - who has likely been in a secret UFC training camp and
> > preparing for a Kimbo Slice fight on this night.
>
> > There's no telling whether or not Kimbo's water was drugged to pull this
> > Machiavellian scheme off, or whether Seth Petruzelli was fed high-tech,
> > undetectable performance enhancers by his secret UFC masters. What is
> > certain is that despite being an EliteXC bout, UFC came out on top.
>
> > Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
> > competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.
>
> even Art Bell would have a hard time swallowing this crap conspiracy theory.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

No, it sounds legit--also, nothing is beneath Art Bell and
his lackeys such as George Nori (sp?).

Wendy Gasberg wrote:

> There's no telling whether or not Kimbo's water was drugged to pull this
> Machiavellian scheme off, or whether Seth Petruzelli was fed high-tech,
> undetectable performance enhancers by his secret UFC masters. What is
> certain is that despite being an EliteXC bout, UFC came out on top.
>
> Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
> competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.

So I take it Petrucelli beat Kimbo...?
One thing Dana White can't make happen was me being interested in that
fight, or Shamrock and Kimbo or any of the other possible matches in
that bit...... Now that would take a true magician to make happen...

Mark

SPORTfighter wrote:

>> Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
>> competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.
>
> Dana thinks the UFC owns the sport.And unfortunately ...he's right.

I have to admit, after watching the 'fight?' that it was better than the
Old Cassius Clay knockout of Sonny Liston the second time.

Mark

"Mark Goldberg" <msgoldberg@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:48eabd72$0$5631$607ed4bc@cv.net...
> Wendy Gasberg wrote:
>
>> There's no telling whether or not Kimbo's water was drugged to pull this
>> Machiavellian scheme off, or whether Seth Petruzelli was fed high-tech,
>> undetectable performance enhancers by his secret UFC masters. What is
>> certain is that despite being an EliteXC bout, UFC came out on top.
>>
>> Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
>> competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.
>
> So I take it Petrucelli beat Kimbo...?
> One thing Dana White can't make happen was me being interested in that
> fight, or Shamrock and Kimbo or any of the other possible matches in that
> bit...... Now that would take a true magician to make happen...
>
> Mark

Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least a
sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make her
141#. Take care
--
Stanley L. Moore
"The belief in a supernatural
source of evil is not necessary;
men alone are quite capable
of every wickedness."
Joseph Conrad

Stanley Moore wrote:

> Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
> too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least a
> sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make her
> 141#. Take care

You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
I mean the weigh-in

Mark

"Mark Goldberg" <msgoldberg@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:48eb3461$0$4873$607ed4bc@cv.net...
> Stanley Moore wrote:
>
>> Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they
>> are too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at
>> least a sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to
>> make her 141#. Take care
>
> You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
> I mean the weigh-in
>
> Mark

No I do not. I recorded the bout off of CBS. In a pre fight interview with
Gina Carrano they talked briefly about her difficulty in making 140 and GC
said she might go up to 145#. They showed a couple seconds of the weigh in
with her completely hidden by a white sheet. You know like they do for guys
using only a towel? Didn't show anything.... more titilation for the
imagination if you know what I mean. <G> Take care
--
Stanley L. Moore
"The belief in a supernatural
source of evil is not necessary;
men alone are quite capable
of every wickedness."
Joseph Conrad

On Oct 6, 10:00 pm, Mark Goldberg <msgoldb...@optonline.net> wrote:
> SPORTfighter wrote:
> >> Dana White is a mastermind who *is* going to "fucking crush" all
> >> competition by any means necessary. Move over, Vince McMahon.
>
> > Dana thinks the UFC owns the sport.And unfortunately ...he's right.
>
> I have to admit, after watching the 'fight?' that it was better than the
> Old Cassius Clay knockout of Sonny Liston the second time.
>
> Mark

That is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw the 'punch' that floored
Kimbo....the old 'mystery punch.

On Oct 7, 6:05 am, Mark Goldberg <msgoldb...@optonline.net> wrote:
> Stanley Moore wrote:
> > Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
> > too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least a
> > sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make her
> > 141#. Take care
>
> You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
> I mean the weigh-in
>
> Mark

its out there.go to youtube. and you can see the metrosexual white guy
emasculating kimbo in front of his hometown fans with a jab while a
foots in the air.
go to the underground forum at http://www.mma.tv to see weighin clips,
and picks of seth dressed as a girl and kissing dudes right before
toying with the hapless kimbo.

On Oct 7, 6:05 am, Mark Goldberg <msgoldb...@optonline.net> wrote:
> Stanley Moore wrote:
> > Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
> > too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least a
> > sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make her
> > 141#. Take care
>
> You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
> I mean the weigh-in
>
> Mark

oh, and you can find gina weighing in nekkid, but her dad gets in the
way of the boobies on mma.tvs UG if you are more into that than seeing
seth wearing makeup and pretending to be gina.

SPORTfighter <billamahoney@yahoo.com> writes:

> On Oct 7, 6:05 am, Mark Goldberg <msgoldb...@optonline.net> wrote:
>> Stanley Moore wrote:
>> > Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
>> > too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least a
>> > sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make her
>> > 141#. Take care
>>
>> You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
>> I mean the weigh-in
>>
>> Mark
>
> its out there.go to youtube. and you can see the metrosexual white guy
> emasculating kimbo in front of his hometown fans with a jab while a
> foots in the air.
> go to the underground forum at http://www.mma.tv to see weighin clips,
> and picks of seth dressed as a girl and kissing dudes right before
> toying with the hapless kimbo.

This stuff is faked right?

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/?go=news.detail&gid=129752&title=Watch-It-Again-Petruzelli-Flattens-Slice

I mean he is slapping him with his forewarn with zero body movement to
add impact.

What a joke.

SPORTfighter wrote:
> On Oct 7, 6:05 am, Mark Goldberg <msgoldb...@optonline.net> wrote:
>> Stanley Moore wrote:
>>> Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
>>> too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least a
>>> sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make her
>>> 141#. Take care
>> You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
>> I mean the weigh-in
>>
>> Mark
>
> oh, and you can find gina weighing in nekkid, but her dad gets in the
> way of the boobies on mma.tvs UG if you are more into that than seeing
> seth wearing makeup and pretending to be gina.


I really don't want to see petruzelli in a skirt. The hair job was bad
enough.

Hmmmm... two bad choices, which one which one... hmmm....

I'll pass

Okay, let's get to better topics... who do you like in Bisping versus
Leben. That could be a very good fight.

Mark

On Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:21:38 -0400,
in article <48ebe0f3$0$4980$607ed4bc@cv.net>,
Mark Goldberg <msgoldberg@optonline.net> wrote:

> who do you like in Bisping versus
>Leben. That could be a very good fight.


The only way that could be a very good fight in my book, is if
Leben gets KO'd or submitted. Loved watching McDonald choke
him out.

On Oct 7, SPORTfighter <billamaho...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> its out there.go to youtube. and you can see the metrosexual
> white guy emasculating kimbo in front of his hometown fans
> with a jab while a foots in the air.

The jab should be thrown with a foot in
the air, or unweighted. (also the cross)
By unweighting, you add gravity to the
force of the punch. This is easy to test,
by leaning against a wall.

But you're a dumb jock, we don't expect
you to know science.
Even Petruzelli knows it, fordogsake...

Sam

Mark Goldberg <msgoldberg@optonline.net> wrote on Tue, 07 Oct 2008:
> Stanley Moore wrote:
>> Not even Carano could entice you? <G> Though a buddy of mine says they are
>> too covered up and should fight bareback like the guys do..... or at least
>> a sports bra. Carano had to get completely naked in the weigh-in to make
>> her 141#. Take care
>
> You have a, ah,hum ..., Url for that one?
> I mean the weigh-in

http://sherdog.com/videos/recent/Video-Carano-Kimbo-and-Shamrock-Weigh-in-1789

Girl's got a cute smile, I'll give her that much.

Might have said more, but the towel got in the way.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Don Geddis http://don.geddis.org/ don@geddis.org
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all
I have to say. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:46:51 -0700,
in article <87zlla4rv8.fsf@geddis.org>,
Don Geddis <don@geddis.org> wrote:

>http://sherdog.com/videos/recent/Video-Carano-Kimbo-and-Shamrock-Weigh-in-1789
>
>Girl's got a cute smile, I'll give her that much.
>
>Might have said more, but the towel got in the way.


It looked like that tall guy on the right got a view behind
the sheet.