How's it going Seacucumber fans? No so good, huh? But after 32 seasons
without a championship you should be used to it by now. And sadly it appears
as though things can only get worse for the Crows. In looking ahead at the
schedule I can only see two games your scrubs have a shot at winning: The
Dead9er's on October 26th and the Goats on December 14th. And the Dead9er's
already stomped your ass at home so it's unlikely your losers will be able
to beat them in their house. But hey, look at the bright side, you play in
the worst division in pro football so you have a minumum two win guarantee
since you get to play the Goats twice a year. And usually the Peckerheads
are good for another two wins but unfortunately not this year. So you can
look forward to an early Xmas present and your third win on 12/14.