FINANCIAL PLANNING

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock FOUR YEARS AGO,
it would now be worth $49.00, or less today.

With Enron, you would have NONE left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have NONE left of
The original $1,000.00.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
You would have $44.00 left of your original investment.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
LITTLE left of your original $1,000.00.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then
turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have as
much as $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and
recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan!

Works for me!

tsp


"iceman" <rexgarnett@att.net> wrote in message
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> FINANCIAL PLANNING
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock FOUR YEARS AGO,
> it would now be worth $49.00, or less today.
>
> With Enron, you would have NONE left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have NONE left of
> The original $1,000.00.
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
> You would have $44.00 left of your original investment.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
> LITTLE left of your original $1,000.00.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then
> turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have as
> much as $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and
> recycle.
>
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan!
>

"iceman" <rexgarnett@att.net> wrote in message
news:QePEk.2268$c45.1783@nlpi065.nbdc.sbc.com...
> FINANCIAL PLANNING
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock FOUR YEARS AGO,
> it would now be worth $49.00, or less today.
>
> With Enron, you would have NONE left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have NONE left of
> The original $1,000.00.
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
> You would have $44.00 left of your original investment.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
> LITTLE left of your original $1,000.00.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then
> turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have as
> much as $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and
> recycle.
>
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan!

Shit man, I pay my rent in cans. I fill up my landlord's truck and I'm good
for a month.

-Adam

Adam Vestri wrote:
> "iceman" <rexgarnett@att.net> wrote in message
> news:QePEk.2268$c45.1783@nlpi065.nbdc.sbc.com...
>> FINANCIAL PLANNING
>>
>> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock FOUR YEARS AGO,
>> it would now be worth $49.00, or less today.
>>
>> With Enron, you would have NONE left of the original $1,000.00.
>>
>> With WorldCom, you would have NONE left of
>> The original $1,000.00.
>> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock
>> You would have $44.00 left of your original investment.
>> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
>> LITTLE left of your original $1,000.00.
>>
>> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
>> all the beer, then
>> turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have
>> as much as $214.00.
>> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
>> heavily and
>> recycle.
>>
>> This is called the 401-Keg Plan!
>
> Shit man, I pay my rent in cans. I fill up my landlord's truck and
> I'm good for a month.
>
> -Adam

If you have that many beer cans in a month you are paying the liquor store's
rent too!

MartyB in KC