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iceman
09-25-2008, 02:34 AM
'Success means having the courage, determination, and the will to become the
person you believe you were meant to be.'

Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan


I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve
It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.
Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child.

So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of
trickling out
a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by
one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S
Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington
DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5
Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.



Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a
laugh
or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!



P.P.S. Even if the number is 250 million adults, the share is $340,000
gross each!!!

($238,000 net after that estimated 30% federal tax rate)

Your state and local governments will want 'their share' too,
but think of all

the pre-financed public works projects that could get done.
More jobs!

Repave streets and upgrade utilities--that needs labor, and
equipment and materials.

This is way better than 'trickle-down' economics--it would be
'tidal wave' economics!

Make sure the $25 billion that goes right back to Uncle Sam
gets used for debt reduction.



PPPS--I heard on the radio that the total of all recent and potential
near-term bailouts may reach $500 billion. Put another way, half-a-trillion
dollars. Or 500,000 million!

Rex

Nick
09-25-2008, 03:32 AM
Hey Iceman.....

check your math.....
using the US standards of numbers

85 billion has 9 zeros
200 million has 8 zeros

divide by 85 billion by 200 million = 425 dollars...not 425,000 dollars.....

think about it.....

to make your numbers correct...

we would have to bail out the banks to the tune of 85 trillion
dollars......(trillion - 12 zeros)

my two cents....

oops....a pun...







"iceman" <rexgarnett@att.net> wrote in message
news:XUBCk.1300$as4.878@nlpi069.nbdc.sbc.com...
>
> 'Success means having the courage, determination, and the will to become
> the person you believe you were meant to be.'
>
> Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
>
>
> I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
>
> Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve
> It Dividend.
>
> To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.
> Citizens 18+.
>
> Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and
> child.
>
> So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
>
> So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.
>
> My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It
> Dividend.
>
> Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
>
> Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
>
> That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
>
> But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
> A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
>
> What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
> Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
> Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
> Put away money for college - it'll be there
> Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
> Buy a new car - create jobs
> Invest in the market - capital drives growth
> Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
> Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
>
> Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
> who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
> that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed
> Forces.
>
> If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of
> trickling out
> a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed
> by one of our candidates for President.
>
> If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U
> S Citizen 18+!
>
> As for AIG - liquidate it.
> Sell off its parts.
> Let American General go back to being American General.
> Sell off the real estate.
> Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
>
> Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
>
> Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
>
> But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
>
> How do you spell Economic Boom?
>
> I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
> We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington
> DC .
>
> And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5
> Billion is returned
> instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
>
> Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
>
>
>
> Kindest personal regards,
>
> Birk
>
> T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
>
> PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a
> laugh
> or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!
>
>
>
> P.P.S. Even if the number is 250 million adults, the share is $340,000
> gross each!!!
>
> ($238,000 net after that estimated 30% federal tax rate)
>
> Your state and local governments will want 'their share' too,
> but think of all
>
> the pre-financed public works projects that could get done.
> More jobs!
>
> Repave streets and upgrade utilities--that needs labor, and
> equipment and materials.
>
> This is way better than 'trickle-down' economics--it would be
> 'tidal wave' economics!
>
> Make sure the $25 billion that goes right back to Uncle Sam
> gets used for debt reduction.
>
>
>
> PPPS--I heard on the radio that the total of all recent and potential
> near-term bailouts may reach $500 billion. Put another way,
> half-a-trillion dollars. Or 500,000 million!
>
> Rex
>

Tucker
09-25-2008, 04:21 AM
Oh man, this was priceless. As soon as I saw this insane math I laughed;
good answer Nick! ;-)


"Nick" <nws99@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:WdWdnQyHXJK0ZUfVnZ2dnUVZ_rrinZ2d@comcast.com...
> Hey Iceman.....
>
> check your math.....
> using the US standards of numbers
>
> 85 billion has 9 zeros
> 200 million has 8 zeros
>
> divide by 85 billion by 200 million = 425 dollars...not 425,000
> dollars.....
>
> think about it.....
>
> to make your numbers correct...
>
> we would have to bail out the banks to the tune of 85 trillion
> dollars......(trillion - 12 zeros)
>
> my two cents....
>
> oops....a pun...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "iceman" <rexgarnett@att.net> wrote in message
> news:XUBCk.1300$as4.878@nlpi069.nbdc.sbc.com...
>>
>> 'Success means having the courage, determination, and the will to become
>> the person you believe you were meant to be.'
>>
>> Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
>>
>>
>> I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
>>
>> Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We
>> Deserve It Dividend.
>>
>> To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.
>> Citizens 18+.
>>
>> Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and
>> child.
>>
>> So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
>>
>> So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals
>> $425,000.00.
>>
>> My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It
>> Dividend.
>>
>> Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
>>
>> Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
>>
>> That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
>>
>> But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
>> A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
>>
>> What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
>> Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
>> Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
>> Put away money for college - it'll be there
>> Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
>> Buy a new car - create jobs
>> Invest in the market - capital drives growth
>> Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
>> Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
>>
>> Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
>> who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
>> that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed
>> Forces.
>>
>> If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of
>> trickling out
>> a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed
>> by one of our candidates for President.
>>
>> If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U
>> S Citizen 18+!
>>
>> As for AIG - liquidate it.
>> Sell off its parts.
>> Let American General go back to being American General.
>> Sell off the real estate.
>> Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
>>
>> Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
>>
>> Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
>>
>> But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
>>
>> How do you spell Economic Boom?
>>
>> I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
>> We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in
>> Washington DC .
>>
>> And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5
>> Billion is returned
>> instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
>>
>> Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
>>
>>
>>
>> Kindest personal regards,
>>
>> Birk
>>
>> T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
>>
>> PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a
>> laugh
>> or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!
>>
>>
>>
>> P.P.S. Even if the number is 250 million adults, the share is $340,000
>> gross each!!!
>>
>> ($238,000 net after that estimated 30% federal tax rate)
>>
>> Your state and local governments will want 'their share' too,
>> but think of all
>>
>> the pre-financed public works projects that could get done.
>> More jobs!
>>
>> Repave streets and upgrade utilities--that needs labor, and
>> equipment and materials.
>>
>> This is way better than 'trickle-down' economics--it would be
>> 'tidal wave' economics!
>>
>> Make sure the $25 billion that goes right back to Uncle Sam
>> gets used for debt reduction.
>>
>>
>>
>> PPPS--I heard on the radio that the total of all recent and potential
>> near-term bailouts may reach $500 billion. Put another way,
>> half-a-trillion dollars. Or 500,000 million!
>>
>> Rex
>>
>

iceman
09-25-2008, 04:41 AM
Sorry Guys.
I didn't do the math. It was an E-Mail sent to me by a friend but you still
get the idea.

iceman
09-25-2008, 04:54 AM
Found it!
http://wordpress.com/tag/t-j-birkenmeier/
They are getting a FEW responses to the math.
Rex

dave
09-26-2008, 11:24 PM
What good is free money? It's only paper.


"iceman" <rexgarnett@att.net> wrote in message
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>
> Sorry Guys.
> I didn't do the math. It was an E-Mail sent to me by a friend but you
> still get the idea.
>