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snapp44
09-07-2008, 08:35 PM
“....Stopped at the corner of Plymouth Road and Telegraph in Bill Coholic's
taxi:

Bill Coholic....I had a dream last night that Willis and Inge were starting in
the seventh game of the World Series.

LittleJohn Poutrid....That's not a dream, it's a nightmare. Even Jimmy wouldn't
do that to us. Bye the way, what's the deal with these simulated games anyway?

Bill Coholic....So sometimes, players coming off the DL can be observed against
big league hitting or pitching. See how they hold up.

LittleJohn Poutrid....Willis and Garcia faced some minor leaguers brought up in
September. What's the difference in facing a Mike Hessman in Detroit or Toledo,
nothing? Willis did his simulation, but Jimmy is afraid of putting him in a
regular game.

Bill Coholic....Well, its the entertainment business now and everyone who plays
the game needs to be worthy of being an entertainer. Wonder when we'll see Vance
Wilson?

LittleJohn Poutrid....I think maybe, he's scheduled to be entertainment worthy
after he's observed by a simulated manager, in a simulated game, facing
simulated big leaguers in September of 2012.

Bill Coholic....maybe, you should shove it where the sun don't shine!!!! ”

Dave