View Full Version : Re: Worst commercials during an NFL game ever


Dave U. Random
09-07-2008, 09:59 PM
In article <a9e83858-600e-461c-930e-
7717523be300@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>
Terry Lomax <Lomax47@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> The early NFL games on FOX today had the worst set of commercials I've
> ever seen during an NFL game!
>
> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill
> Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not funny
> at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and without
> the big names.
>
> The Burger King commercial is the worst I've seen involving the King
> character who is often amusing. He's been creepy before, but reaching
> into the pants pockets of strangers is a new low, especially with him
> wearing the flaming tights. The only good part wasn't a commercial;
> it was the King dancing next to the robot.
>
> The Careerbuilder ad with the guy seeing himself in everyone
> (including women so he looks gay) sucks.
>
> Budweiser "American Ale" - it's not an American company any more.
> Tasted a free sample; it's awful. Miller Lite ad completely
> forgettable.
>
> They brought back the horrible "talking baby" ads. I always reach for
> the remote as quickly as I can when those commercials air.
>
> Escalade hybrid gets 50% better mileage in the city: what's that, 15
> MPG instead of 10 MPG? You'd probably have to drive it 10+ years to
> have the fuel savings make up for the extra initial cost.
>
> New movie looks boring as hell.
>
> I wouldn't buy anything advertised during the game.

Got your asses kicked today didn't you?

Obama for Al-Qaeda '08
09-07-2008, 11:20 PM
On Sun, 7 Sep 2008 22:59:20 +0200 (CEST), Dave U. Random
<anonymous@anonymitaet-im-inter.net> wrote:

>In article <a9e83858-600e-461c-930e-
>7717523be300@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>
>Terry Lomax <Lomax47@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> The early NFL games on FOX today had the worst set of commercials I've
>> ever seen during an NFL game!
>>
>> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill
>> Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not funny
>> at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and without
>> the big names.
>>
>> The Burger King commercial is the worst I've seen involving the King
>> character who is often amusing. He's been creepy before, but reaching
>> into the pants pockets of strangers is a new low, especially with him
>> wearing the flaming tights. The only good part wasn't a commercial;
>> it was the King dancing next to the robot.
>>
>> The Careerbuilder ad with the guy seeing himself in everyone
>> (including women so he looks gay) sucks.
>>
>> Budweiser "American Ale" - it's not an American company any more.
>> Tasted a free sample; it's awful. Miller Lite ad completely
>> forgettable.
>>
>> They brought back the horrible "talking baby" ads. I always reach for
>> the remote as quickly as I can when those commercials air.
>>
>> Escalade hybrid gets 50% better mileage in the city: what's that, 15
>> MPG instead of 10 MPG? You'd probably have to drive it 10+ years to
>> have the fuel savings make up for the extra initial cost.
>>
>> New movie looks boring as hell.
>>
>> I wouldn't buy anything advertised during the game.

Do you realize the networks take 22 commercial breaks during an NFL
game? In other words, every three minutes, the game stops for two
minutes.

No one deserves to sit through such an avalanche of shit. Why are you
sitting through it?

DVR the game for 90 minutes or get a PC program that can time-shift
(like Windows Media Center). Then just fast-forward thru non-stop
commercials, halftime, instant replay reviews, injuries, and promos
for whatever lame show FOX is promoting; Promos I am not watching
because I jump ahead ten seconds when I see one coming.


>
>Got your asses kicked today didn't you?

Paige Matthews
09-08-2008, 01:24 AM
>>> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill
>>> Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not funny
>>> at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and without
>>> the big names.
Could someone explain what that commercial is supposed to be selling?
If it is supposed to be selling Windows it missed by a thousand miles.



>>> The Burger King commercial is the worst I've seen involving the King
>>> character who is often amusing. He's been creepy before, but reaching
>>> into the pants pockets of strangers is a new low, especially with him
>>> wearing the flaming tights. The only good part wasn't a commercial;
>>> it was the King dancing next to the robot.
The operative word here is "Creepy King."

>Do you realize the networks take 22 commercial breaks during an NFL
>game? In other words, every three minutes, the game stops for two
>minutes.
You could always record it on the dVR, watch and skip the commercials.

Bluuuue Rajah
09-08-2008, 01:37 AM
Dave U. Random <anonymous@anonymitaet-im-inter.net> wrote in
news:f7a2e7da53fb644560e6d0981a18483b@anonymitaet-im-inter.net:

> In article <a9e83858-600e-461c-930e-
> 7717523be300@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>
> Terry Lomax <Lomax47@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> The early NFL games on FOX today had the worst set of commercials
>> I've ever seen during an NFL game!
>>
>> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and
>> Bill Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not
>> funny at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and
>> without the big names.
>>
>> The Burger King commercial is the worst I've seen involving the King
>> character who is often amusing. He's been creepy before, but
>> reaching into the pants pockets of strangers is a new low, especially
>> with him wearing the flaming tights. The only good part wasn't a
>> commercial; it was the King dancing next to the robot.
>>
>> The Careerbuilder ad with the guy seeing himself in everyone
>> (including women so he looks gay) sucks.
>>
>> Budweiser "American Ale" - it's not an American company any more.
>> Tasted a free sample; it's awful. Miller Lite ad completely
>> forgettable.
>>
>> They brought back the horrible "talking baby" ads. I always reach
>> for the remote as quickly as I can when those commercials air.
>>
>> Escalade hybrid gets 50% better mileage in the city: what's that, 15
>> MPG instead of 10 MPG? You'd probably have to drive it 10+ years to
>> have the fuel savings make up for the extra initial cost.
>>
>> New movie looks boring as hell.
>>
>> I wouldn't buy anything advertised during the game.
>
> Got your asses kicked today didn't you?

The Bills looked fan*TAS*tic!! :D

Swillabrew
09-08-2008, 08:56 PM
"Paige Matthews" <replyonusenet@emailprivate.com> wrote in message
news:utr8c4pgehvs051cuobv6h7kepdfgn6b8p@4ax.com...
>>>> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill
>>>> Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not funny
>>>> at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and without
>>>> the big names.
> Could someone explain what that commercial is supposed to be selling?
> If it is supposed to be selling Windows it missed by a thousand miles.
>

That is possible the worst commercial I've ever seen. I had to see it for a
second time before I saw the MS logo at the end because the ad is so
mind-numbing it's almost impossible to watch the whole thing & still be
registering anything by the end.

The fact that Dell is now charging $100 to "downgrade" (their term, not
mine) to get XP on laptops & PCs is a pretty strong indicator that the Vista
OS is not going over very well. If MS didn't have the PC world by the
balls, they would be in trouble. Luckily for them, or perhaps due to their
clever planning, there isn't a mainstream alternative that can dethrone
them, yet.

Go Bolts !

Dr. Winston O'Boogie
09-08-2008, 10:07 PM
"Swillabrew" <dontspam@any.net> wrote in message
news:UeqdnakS_ZDRHljVnZ2dnUVZ_vednZ2d@scnresearch.com...
> "Paige Matthews" <replyonusenet@emailprivate.com> wrote in message
> news:utr8c4pgehvs051cuobv6h7kepdfgn6b8p@4ax.com...
>>>>> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill
>>>>> Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not funny
>>>>> at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and without
>>>>> the big names.
>> Could someone explain what that commercial is supposed to be selling?
>> If it is supposed to be selling Windows it missed by a thousand miles.
>>
>
> That is possible the worst commercial I've ever seen. I had to see it for
> a second time before I saw the MS logo at the end because the ad is so
> mind-numbing it's almost impossible to watch the whole thing & still be
> registering anything by the end.
>
> The fact that Dell is now charging $100 to "downgrade" (their term, not
> mine) to get XP on laptops & PCs is a pretty strong indicator that the
> Vista OS is not going over very well. If MS didn't have the PC world by
> the balls, they would be in trouble. Luckily for them, or perhaps due to
> their clever planning, there isn't a mainstream alternative that can
> dethrone them, yet.
>
> Go Bolts !
>

There always hope!

je.s.te.r@hehxduhmp.org
09-09-2008, 03:51 PM
>>>> Finally saw that terrible commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill
>>>> Gates. Stupid, not funny at all, goes on forever. Jerry is not funny
>>>> at all. The Mac commercials are bad too, but not as long and without
>>>> the big names.

That Bill Gates "ass wiggle" was the worst part.

If this is thier competition to the "I'm a Mac" ad campaign, they might
as well start giving away free Macs.