nerdmann
09-06-2008, 07:55 AM
Remember all those "I NEVER MISSED A GAME" posts?
Well you got lucky and Adrian Peterson landed in your laps despite your
"Ol Festus" resembling head coach.
But that doesn't make you a "contender." LOL.
The BiQueens are the champions of every mf'ing July. They get annointed
only to show that they are perrennial shit suckers.
My point is, you have a good, but injury prone RB. You have an above
average (if fat and out of shape) defensive line.
And nothing else, whatsoever. The Packers have 4 #1 calibur WRs. There
is no way you can cover them. We also have 3 very good pass catching
TEs. There is no way you can cover them either.
You have NO idea how good our kick returners are. But we have THREE who
can take it to the house, any time they touch the ball.
Our defensive and offensive lines are merely "above average." But
they'll get the job done.
Those fatass BiQueen DTs will be chasing off tackle plays from sideline
to sideline until they have to suck oxygen on the sidelines to get rid
of their sideaches. Throw in some screens and traps to slow down their
pass rush too.
Did you know that Chad Clifton OWNED Jared Allen last year, when we
played the Chiefs? Just a little heads up.
Get read for some reality, BiQueens fans. Just thought I'd soften the
blow.
Aaron Rodgers is the most consistent player on the team, BTW. (And the
two rookie backups are future stars.)
Well you got lucky and Adrian Peterson landed in your laps despite your
"Ol Festus" resembling head coach.
But that doesn't make you a "contender." LOL.
The BiQueens are the champions of every mf'ing July. They get annointed
only to show that they are perrennial shit suckers.
My point is, you have a good, but injury prone RB. You have an above
average (if fat and out of shape) defensive line.
And nothing else, whatsoever. The Packers have 4 #1 calibur WRs. There
is no way you can cover them. We also have 3 very good pass catching
TEs. There is no way you can cover them either.
You have NO idea how good our kick returners are. But we have THREE who
can take it to the house, any time they touch the ball.
Our defensive and offensive lines are merely "above average." But
they'll get the job done.
Those fatass BiQueen DTs will be chasing off tackle plays from sideline
to sideline until they have to suck oxygen on the sidelines to get rid
of their sideaches. Throw in some screens and traps to slow down their
pass rush too.
Did you know that Chad Clifton OWNED Jared Allen last year, when we
played the Chiefs? Just a little heads up.
Get read for some reality, BiQueens fans. Just thought I'd soften the
blow.
Aaron Rodgers is the most consistent player on the team, BTW. (And the
two rookie backups are future stars.)