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snapp44
09-04-2008, 06:06 PM
"....Just before stepping into their favorite barbershop,
LittleJohn Poutrid said watch this to Bill Coholic. Inside
they were greeted by Dino Schmuckatelli the owner. Little
John Putrid said, hay Dino, how do you spell mississippi?
Dino, a second generation sicilian proceeded:
EMMA cumma first
I cumma next
Two assa cumma together
I cumma again
Two assa cumma together again
I cumma again
Pee pee twice
I cumma for the lasta time

As both rolled around the floor laughing and Dino was
scratching his head, two burley greasy looking individuals,
with crooked noses came in wearing two thousand dollar
armani silk suits, pinky rings and white fedoras. They asked
Dino why the other two were laughing and Dino explained in
sicilian. After accepting a large envelope from Dino, they
asked both Bill Coholic and LittleJohn Poutrid to empty their
pockets and give Dino Schmuckatelli all their money. They
explained that it was an entertainment fee. A matter of honor
and respect, and if they didn't, they were going back to their
car and get two baseball bats, autographed by Joe Di'Magio
and break their legs.

On their way home LittleJohn Poutrid said, maybe
they should find another barber, maybe closer to greek
town or comerica park. Bill Coholic said he would sure
like to own a Di'Magio autographed bat and maybe
he wasn't that scared and if LittleJohn Poutrid
said anything to anyone, he'd call him a G-D liar, 'nuff said.

Dave

John Poutre
09-04-2008, 07:19 PM
"snapp44" <snapp44_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:g9p4is01qja@drn.newsguy.com...
> "....Just before stepping into their favorite barbershop,
> LittleJohn Poutrid said watch this to Bill Coholic. Inside
> they were greeted by Dino Schmuckatelli the owner. Little
> John Putrid said, hay Dino, how do you spell mississippi?
> Dino, a second generation sicilian proceeded:
> EMMA cumma first
> I cumma next
> Two assa cumma together
> I cumma again
> Two assa cumma together again
> I cumma again
> Pee pee twice
> I cumma for the lasta time
>
> As both rolled around the floor laughing and Dino was
> scratching his head, two burley greasy looking individuals,
> with crooked noses came in wearing two thousand dollar
> armani silk suits, pinky rings and white fedoras. They asked
> Dino why the other two were laughing and Dino explained in
> sicilian. After accepting a large envelope from Dino, they
> asked both Bill Coholic and LittleJohn Poutrid to empty their
> pockets and give Dino Schmuckatelli all their money. They
> explained that it was an entertainment fee. A matter of honor
> and respect, and if they didn't, they were going back to their
> car and get two baseball bats, autographed by Joe Di'Magio
> and break their legs.
>
> On their way home LittleJohn Poutrid said, maybe
> they should find another barber, maybe closer to greek
> town or comerica park. Bill Coholic said he would sure
> like to own a Di'Magio autographed bat and maybe
> he wasn't that scared and if LittleJohn Poutrid
> said anything to anyone, he'd call him a G-D liar, 'nuff said.
>
> Dave
>

Said the bandwagon crack fan. Hey, you related to Likely Story? Same
maturity level, that's for sure.

Scott Smith
09-04-2008, 07:24 PM
On Thu, 4 Sep 2008 14:19:43 -0400, "John Poutre" <mehatespam@gmail.com> wrote:

>"snapp44" <snapp44_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>news:g9p4is01qja@drn.newsguy.com...
>> "....Just before stepping into their favorite barbershop,
>> LittleJohn Poutrid said watch this to Bill Coholic. Inside
>> they were greeted by Dino Schmuckatelli the owner. Little
>> John Putrid said, hay Dino, how do you spell mississippi?
>> Dino, a second generation sicilian proceeded:
>> EMMA cumma first
>> I cumma next
>> Two assa cumma together
>> I cumma again
>> Two assa cumma together again
>> I cumma again
>> Pee pee twice
>> I cumma for the lasta time
>>
>> As both rolled around the floor laughing and Dino was
>> scratching his head, two burley greasy looking individuals,
>> with crooked noses came in wearing two thousand dollar
>> armani silk suits, pinky rings and white fedoras. They asked
>> Dino why the other two were laughing and Dino explained in
>> sicilian. After accepting a large envelope from Dino, they
>> asked both Bill Coholic and LittleJohn Poutrid to empty their
>> pockets and give Dino Schmuckatelli all their money. They
>> explained that it was an entertainment fee. A matter of honor
>> and respect, and if they didn't, they were going back to their
>> car and get two baseball bats, autographed by Joe Di'Magio
>> and break their legs.
>>
>> On their way home LittleJohn Poutrid said, maybe
>> they should find another barber, maybe closer to greek
>> town or comerica park. Bill Coholic said he would sure
>> like to own a Di'Magio autographed bat and maybe
>> he wasn't that scared and if LittleJohn Poutrid
>> said anything to anyone, he'd call him a G-D liar, 'nuff said.
>>
>> Dave
>>
>
>Said the bandwagon crack fan. Hey, you related to Likely Story? Same
>maturity level, that's for sure.


Well, at least "Snapp" (aka. Dave) indicates his IQ right in his pseudonym.

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