snapp44
09-04-2008, 06:06 PM
"....Just before stepping into their favorite barbershop,
LittleJohn Poutrid said watch this to Bill Coholic. Inside
they were greeted by Dino Schmuckatelli the owner. Little
John Putrid said, hay Dino, how do you spell mississippi?
Dino, a second generation sicilian proceeded:
EMMA cumma first
I cumma next
Two assa cumma together
I cumma again
Two assa cumma together again
I cumma again
Pee pee twice
I cumma for the lasta time
As both rolled around the floor laughing and Dino was
scratching his head, two burley greasy looking individuals,
with crooked noses came in wearing two thousand dollar
armani silk suits, pinky rings and white fedoras. They asked
Dino why the other two were laughing and Dino explained in
sicilian. After accepting a large envelope from Dino, they
asked both Bill Coholic and LittleJohn Poutrid to empty their
pockets and give Dino Schmuckatelli all their money. They
explained that it was an entertainment fee. A matter of honor
and respect, and if they didn't, they were going back to their
car and get two baseball bats, autographed by Joe Di'Magio
and break their legs.
On their way home LittleJohn Poutrid said, maybe
they should find another barber, maybe closer to greek
town or comerica park. Bill Coholic said he would sure
like to own a Di'Magio autographed bat and maybe
he wasn't that scared and if LittleJohn Poutrid
said anything to anyone, he'd call him a G-D liar, 'nuff said.
Dave
LittleJohn Poutrid said watch this to Bill Coholic. Inside
they were greeted by Dino Schmuckatelli the owner. Little
John Putrid said, hay Dino, how do you spell mississippi?
Dino, a second generation sicilian proceeded:
EMMA cumma first
I cumma next
Two assa cumma together
I cumma again
Two assa cumma together again
I cumma again
Pee pee twice
I cumma for the lasta time
As both rolled around the floor laughing and Dino was
scratching his head, two burley greasy looking individuals,
with crooked noses came in wearing two thousand dollar
armani silk suits, pinky rings and white fedoras. They asked
Dino why the other two were laughing and Dino explained in
sicilian. After accepting a large envelope from Dino, they
asked both Bill Coholic and LittleJohn Poutrid to empty their
pockets and give Dino Schmuckatelli all their money. They
explained that it was an entertainment fee. A matter of honor
and respect, and if they didn't, they were going back to their
car and get two baseball bats, autographed by Joe Di'Magio
and break their legs.
On their way home LittleJohn Poutrid said, maybe
they should find another barber, maybe closer to greek
town or comerica park. Bill Coholic said he would sure
like to own a Di'Magio autographed bat and maybe
he wasn't that scared and if LittleJohn Poutrid
said anything to anyone, he'd call him a G-D liar, 'nuff said.
Dave