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An extract:




Kaboul rejected Roy Keane preferring instead Harry Redknapp. The only
time there’s an earthquake in Portsmouth is when Harry drops a brown
envelope. Should have gone to Sunderland Younis. You’ll look world class
up there. I have no qualms about this particular transfer other than why
was Comolli not thrown in as a bonus. Thrown into the Thames. £8M is what
we spent on Kaboul. When we scouted him, what exactly did we see that was
worth £8M? His inability to defend? His lack of coordination?

Comolli. Specsavers. Both avoiding each other with the perseverance of
Marty McFly dodging his mother’s flirting back in the 50’s.

And on the subject of defenders, how is it that Ledley King is always
stumbling out of Faces, trousers half way down his arse, absolutely
bladdered with the addition of a textbook ugly munter and bouncers arms
all perfectly captured in a Kodak moment for the ever present Evening
Standard? The latest incident happened a few days back. It’s practically
choreographed. Preparation for the new season going well I take it? We
then have our esteemed manager talking about King as if we don’t know
whether he will last the season out. Nothing new here. The bloke
obviously has major issues. For a start, his choice in belts is woeful.
Go to Top Man and pick yourself up a nice little number. Something that
preserves your dignity when you’ve had one too many. And for God’s sake,
try something different. Faces is an abomination. Ask John Terry for some
alternative drinking establishments and some etiquette do’s and don’ts.
Get with the program Ledley and start behaving like a professional
footballer.