The Duke wrote:
> 1. Alden Barlow *aka* True Blue.. Everton supporter, £5 wife buyer and
> Coont, author ov many a vile post...
> 2. Scoopex *aka* twat with no bottle! Birmingham supporter... Wannabe
> Scouser... Dirty poster extraordinnaire!!!!!
> 3. CapSLOck *aka* coont! Keyboard nutter and No.1's only mate
> 4. Barnsley The Bolt *aka* Piss takin twat... Chark it up Bern....
> 5. Arthur Thacker .... Say no more.... But entertaining
> 6. Iain Dowie
> 7. That fella who posted my home address
> 8. Crispy fooking Duck *aka* Zal.. Up the Scoopy bot...
> 9. Red Devil *puke*
> 10 . Coon t Flapper... Worra Coont
> 11. Eyan the coont...... Suderland supporter.... Wants to meat... Number
> 2 and 1.. And smash there fooking faces in...
> 12. Stephen fooking Jones... xbox hd no ticket no photograph twat faced
> twat ov a coont.. or coont ov a twat...
> 13. Any Geordie barcode coont
> 14. Iain Dowie
> 15. Gay boy George.. U know? The Gorgeous 1
> 16. Stephen Jones
> 17. Goaty... Cunt owes me money
> 18. Janice... For being a ladeeeee
> 19. Av I missed anyone
> 20. Roopoo...Moogypops Worra a set ov twats
>

I'm just imagining Alan 'Fluff' Freeman reading that out!

--
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley