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View Full Version : Will you take Asslip back?
DrCrawdad 08-12-2008, 05:29 AM On Aug 11, 8:47 pm, Jeffrey Alsip <jeffreyal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The Cubs are cruising even farther into Baseball Dominence....the Sox
> are doing somewhat less.
>
> When the Cubs win the 2008 Wold Series, it will be their SEVENTH World
> Championship, and Sox fans can all shut thier fucking mouths
> permanently.
>
> How are the crack sales in this questionable economy?
Michael Lanasa 08-12-2008, 06:14 AM DrCrawdad <drcrawdad@gmail.com> wrote in
news:08a44b2d-923a-40fb-aace-37cb668e9e0f@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.
com:
No way.
Dick Adams 08-12-2008, 12:11 PM Michael Lanasa <nospam@nospam.com> wrote:
> DrCrawdad <drcrawdad@gmail.com> asked:
>> <Factually incorrect obnoxious post by the AssLip snipped>
>>
>> DrCrawdad entreated "Will you take Asslip back?"
> In a tone of voice similar to how a rational person
> would respond to being asked if he would like to be
> castrated, Michael Lanasa replied with a harsh and
vehement "No way."
The Asslip is an Internet Virus who suffers from a variety
of untreated mental health disorders and gets trashed in
all the Usenet newsgroups to which I have observed him
post. The difference between the AssLip and bad hangover
is the hangover will go away.
While the AssLip claims to be a Cub fan, it would be
an insult to all Cub fans to categorize him as one.
The best strategies for dealing with the AssLip are
1) Adding him to your KILL file, and
2) Getting your ISP to give you instructions on how
to add him and his various bogus e-mail addressed
to their Usenet Newsgroup Kill file.
OTOH, the AssLip may just disappear when he loses his
$6 to $10/hour job or he violates one of the conditions
of his probation. I just hope he tones it down so he
won't have to listen to the Post-Season on the radio
in the slammer.
Dick
DrCrawdad 08-12-2008, 12:40 PM On Aug 12, 6:11 am, rdad...@panix.com (Dick Adams) wrote:
> Michael Lanasa <nos...@nospam.com> wrote:
>
> > DrCrawdad <drcraw...@gmail.com> asked:
> >> <Factually incorrect obnoxious post by the AssLip snipped>
>
> >> DrCrawdad entreated "Will you take Asslip back?"
> > In a tone of voice similar to how a rational person
> > would respond to being asked if he would like to be
> > castrated, Michael Lanasa replied with a harsh and
>
> vehement "No way."
>
> The Asslip is an Internet Virus who suffers from a variety
> of untreated mental health disorders and gets trashed in
> all the Usenet newsgroups to which I have observed him
> post. The difference between the AssLip and bad hangover
> is the hangover will go away.
>
> While the AssLip claims to be a Cub fan, it would be
> an insult to all Cub fans to categorize him as one.
>
> The best strategies for dealing with the AssLip are
> 1) Adding him to your KILL file, and
> 2) Getting your ISP to give you instructions on how
> to add him and his various bogus e-mail addressed
> to their Usenet Newsgroup Kill file.
>
> OTOH, the AssLip may just disappear when he loses his
> $6 to $10/hour job or he violates one of the conditions
> of his probation. I just hope he tones it down so he
> won't have to listen to the Post-Season on the radio
> in the slammer.
>
> Dick
Last season the AssLip posted similar messages (same hate) boasting
about how the Cubs were going to win the World Series. The Sox NG
then had a break from The AssLip's filth when the Cubs abruptly
finished the season.
The Cubs have a very good team this season. While I think the Angels
are better, IF the Cubs get to the World Series, the Cubs could win
though. While I will be happy for my Cub fan friends. In the event
the Cubs were to win, The AssLip will no doubt be spewing even more
filth leading up to that and afterward. Does anyone know if Google
Groups has a "killfile" function?
Claude 08-12-2008, 05:29 PM "DrCrawdad" <drcrawdad@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:08a44b2d-923a-40fb-aace-37cb668e9e0f@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
Nope. He's persona non grata. If he really is a Cubs' fan, we don't want
him. He can join those other two morons who put out the eye of that Sox fan
at a little girl's birthday party---in whatever hell deviant fans of the
Cubs are sentenced.
DrCrawdad 08-13-2008, 12:12 AM On Aug 12, 11:29 am, "Claude" <cpete...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> "DrCrawdad" <drcraw...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:08a44b2d-923a-40fb-aace-37cb668e9e0f@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Nope. He's persona non grata. If he really is a Cubs' fan, we don'twant
> him.
I can certainly understand that.
> He can join those other two morons who put out the eye of that Sox fan
> at a little girl's birthday party---in whatever hell deviant fans of the
> Cubs are sentenced.
Those thugs are probably heroes to AssLip. Look them up make them
watch the White Sox 2005 post-season games over and over and over.
DrCrawdad 08-13-2008, 01:04 AM On Aug 12, 6:12 pm, DrCrawdad <drcraw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 12, 11:29 am, "Claude" <cpete...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> > "DrCrawdad" <drcraw...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:08a44b2d-923a-40fb-aace-37cb668e9e0f@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com....
>
> > Nope. He's persona non grata. If he really is a Cubs' fan, we don't want
> > him.
>
> I can certainly understand that.
>
> > He can join those other two morons who put out the eye of that Sox fan
> > at a little girl's birthday party---in whatever hell deviant fans of the
> > Cubs are sentenced.
>
> Those thugs are probably heroes to AssLip. Look them up make them
> watch the White Sox 2005 post-season games over and over and over.
Change look to lock.
Jeffrey Alsip 08-14-2008, 03:33 AM On Aug 12, 6:12 pm, DrCrawdad <drcraw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Those thugs are probably heroes to AssLip. Look them up make them
> watch the White Sox 2005 post-season games over and over and over.
If only it WERE 2005 again...but it isn't.
If only Professional Baseball had started the day the White Sox were
founded...but it didn't.
The main complaint about me, brought by Dr Crawdad, revolves around
his public forum admission that he is a fan of the Green Bay Packers.
There is nothing lower than a Chicago resident (claiming to be a
Sports Fan) who roots for the fucking Packers. I constantly remind him
of his low-life, piece-of-shit packer-pussy status, and he can't stand
it.
Dick Adams has lost several arguments, with me, regarding Baseball
history. It is easier for a poor loser to ignore the winner.
As for this "Claude" guy, I have no idea who you are, so I must put
you in the "White Sox Sympathiser"...meaning you are more than happy
to cheer for WHOMEVER is winning. Your status as a REAL Cubs fan is,
therefore, rendered null-and-void. Needless to say, you can kiss my
ass.
I am here to stay. If you don't like it...tough shit.
DrCrawdad 08-16-2008, 07:42 PM On Aug 13, 9:33 pm, Jeffrey Alsip <jeffreyal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 12, 6:12 pm, DrCrawdad <drcraw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Those thugs are probably heroes to AssLip. Look them up make them
> > watch the White Sox 2005 post-season games over and over and over.
>
(snip same old filthy rant)
> I am here to stay. If you don't like it...tough shit.
"Tough shit"? Chew harder.
Please stay "here" in the Cubbies NG. Although you're as welcome here
as you are in the Sox NG. Even your own fellow Cubbie fans hate you.
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