I can see it now.....

"Patriots suck" on the bridge of his nose

"Ed Norton" <EdNorton@crafty.net> wrote in message
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> Because you can never have too many bad tattoos
>
> By MJD
>
> Victor Thompson, the Patriots fan who went and had the Patriots helmet
> logo tattooed into the side of his head, wants the rest of his body
> covered in ink, too.
>
> But this time, he's content to let you pick the bad idea he has
> permanently emblazoned into his skin ... for just $200 per square inch.
>
> He says he'll get anything done, too. He doesn't even ask to reserve the
> right to reject anything he doesn't like.
>
> "I am probably the first person in the world to do this. It's a one-
> time fee and you get a lifetime advertisement," said Thompson.
>
> Thompson said he isn't going to use discretion no matter what
> business approaches him as long as it is a paying customer.
>
> When asked if he would be embarrassed to advertise for certain
> companies or products, he responded by saying nothing is out of bounds.
>
> "I don't care ... tattoos are my life I guess. I'd put a hotdog on my
> forehead as long as its under the helmet (tattoo)," said Thompson, a
> regular at Laconia's House of Tattoos on Union Avenue.
>
> I'd like to get a picture of Sharon Shenocca french-kissing the Patriots
> logo on the side of his head. How much for that, Victor?
>
> Actually, the guy's not selling off his head. It's saved for the more
> noble purpose of having his dome turned into an exact replica of the
> Patriots helmet. Seriously. His wife had to talk him out of having the
> facemask tattooed on his grill.
>
> Hopefully, this decision leads to him being able to keep the mustache,
> which, for better or worse, has immediately become the best decision this
> man has ever made about his personal appearance.