my sister buy's a brand of dogfood called PHD by mail order.
You phone the order in, they deliver to your door. Ma and Ta buy the
same brand.
They have this voice mailbox for repeat customers where you just say
your name and phone number and say you want your "usual" ....
and your order shows up on your doorstep the next day.
she always leaves too much information.... multiple phone numbers, the
exact number of bags she wants,
credit card number, address.... all unnecessary because it's all in
their system, anyway.
But she is neurotic, so the order message is always very long.

she called the other day and got a human instead of the mailbox.
she said I'd like to re-order, and say my name is "Kusznir", that's
all she says, just the last name.
He starts to laugh, she asks why. He asks if she is related to Stefan. she
says
yes, why?
He says that Tato consistently wins the office award over there for most
hilarious re-order message.
Apparently, after the beep, Tato says "STEFAN! RE-ORDER!" and hangs up.
That's it, that's all. "Stefan" and "Re-order"
(and of course, with the army-command tone and classic accent, which the
guy actually mimicked surprisingly well)
No phone number, no address.... nothing.
Short and to the point. Just STEFAN and RE-ORDER.

The guy tells my sister they played it like 100 times the first time they
heard it,
to try and figure out who the hell it was and what he wanted.
When they finally figure out who he is (they do a search for the name
'Stefan' in their database, figure it's him, call to verify the order,
and it is correct)

Now, all they have to do is hear "STEFAN! RE-ORDER!" and he gets his dog
food.
Everybody in the office knows exactly who he is..... just by the voice.
Hilarious.



----- Original Message -----
From: "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2008 10:24 PM
Subject: Re: Sheryl Crow - Topless On The Set


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> Don't know
> "Agent Smith" <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9AAEDD7023853agentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.33.102...
>> "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:V-OdnZXfPaHlN93VnZ2dnUVZ_tDinZ2d@rcn.net:
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>>> "Agent Smith" <agent-smith@two-blocks-on-your-left.com> wrote in
>>> message news:Xns9AAECEE16B7E5agentsmithtwoblockso@207.115.33.102...
>>>> Crowe is an exhibitionist. She likes to take off her top in public,
>>>> and notice how skimpy her panties are. I suppose there's even a
>>>> chance that she told the lady holding the towel to lower it, because
>>>> she didn't care if she were seen. Or that she jumped the gun, before
>>>> the towel lady was ready, for the same reason. She's got a great
>>>> bod, and I'm glad she likes to show it off. ~<-8
>>>
>>> where is she these days. cincinnati?
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>> I thought that everybody lived in Hollywood or Manhattan. ?:|
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> Don't know where she lives, but amazingly, according to her website, she
> was
> in Columbia MD just on Wednesday, performing, and I totally missed that
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> Her original big hit (after backing up Michael Jackson) was based on a
> poem
> by a Roanoker. I vaguely remember meeting him at some Hollins thing,
> that's
> where he went to school
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "marika" <marika5000@gmail.com>
> Newsgroups:
> rec.music.classical.performing,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
> Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 7:27 PM
> Subject: choice of lies
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>>A few years ago, someone had put up a weird bulletin board using Bush's
>> faceit turns out this was a publicity stunt for a PR headhunter firm...
>> If you do a double take, Bush actually doesn't look like himself.
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>> BTW, is the Grandin in Roanoke still open. Naturally,
>> this would be a big loss to this city. It was the only place that showed
>> arts
>> flix.
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>> I was hoping they would bring that dog show movie, the one that reminds
>> me
>> of an old friend's boyfriend. "Best in Show". My sister saw it and said
>> it
>> is hysterically
>> funny.
>> THere are scenes of many clocks on a wall, apparently showing timezones,
>> but
>> if you look more closely, it turns out the clocks are all set for East
>> Coast
>> cities, like Atlanta, Philadelphia, NY and Boston.
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>> Apparently, this is a mockumentary, and Fred Willard asks one of the
>> breeders what the physical process is for miniaturizing dogs. Uhg HOWL!
>>
>> mk
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>> "<math> 2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2</math>"--anthony
>> shipley
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