Can someone tell me - Usenet Sports

marika

02-23-2008, 04:58 PM

"Bad Ass" <ba@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Can someone tell me what draws people to watch pro wrestling since it is
> all 100% fake.

Much the same thing that draws people to movies - 100 percent fake
books -- 100 percent fake
the newest Cirque De Soleil Beatles - 100 pecent fake, no beatles at all

and things like theme parks, like Disney -- 100 percent fake

Take for instance the Jungle Cruise in the Magic Kingdom

You get on a boat that looks a bit like the African Queen, on what's either
a man made channel or at least a man widened body of water

The tour guide wears a fake safari uniform and tells bad jokes

The animals are all animatronic

The pilot fakes breaking down so he has an opportunity to tell a bunch more
bad jokes

And we get to experience fake fear.

No one's complaining about it being fake and they're actually paying big
real money to travel down a fake river to see fake animals

wrestling seems mild compared to that

mk5000

Byron McElroy: If you're gonna kill me, just as soon get to it.
Ben Wade: I ain't gonna kill you. Not like this.
Byron McElroy: Won't change a thing, lettin' me live. I'll come for you.
Ben Wade: I'd be disappointed if you didn't. --3:10 to Yuma