Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.

And the Mets, ahead of the NL East the whole season, could only roust
a 4-6 in their last 10 game, whereas the Phillies went 7-3. Yay
Phillies! Way to go!

And even more kudos to the team that made it happen - the Florida
Marlins. Thanks for helping to make those Mets choke, and to have a
very long offseason to wonder why they choked at the end of the
season. As well as give them a chance to go out and buy ample
supplies of butter and/or margarine. Those Mets playas just aren't
men yet, and need something to help that cornbread go down without
chokin' on it!

On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshrimp@yahoo.com said:

> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.

Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?

On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <phil@nomail.com> gave us:
>On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshrimp@yahoo.com said:

>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.

>Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
>until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?

Noted, Phil.

--
Lance

"I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy

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On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>
> > Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
> > eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
> > must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>
> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?

Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella!

On Oct 1, 9:13 pm, Lance Freezeland
<freezelandlaw.nos...@consolidated.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <p...@nomail.com> gave us:
>
> >On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
> >> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
> >> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
> >> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
> >Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
> >until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>
> Noted, Phil.
>
> --
> Lance
>
> "I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy
>
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How does it feel to be Phil's foot slave, boot licker, AND sock puppet
Lance?

On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot
<SincereQuestioner@gmail.com> said:

> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>>
>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>>
>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>
> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella!

I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various
bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all...

On 2007-10-02 18:33:52 -0400, American Patriot
<SincereQuestioner@gmail.com> said:

> On Oct 1, 9:13 pm, Lance Freezeland
> <freezelandlaw.nos...@consolidated.net> wrote:
>> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <p...@nomail.com> gave us:
>>
>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>>
>> Noted, Phil.
>>
>> --
>> Lance
>>
>> "I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy
>>
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> How does it feel to be Phil's foot slave, boot licker, AND sock puppet
> Lance?

In the interest of honesty (not that this has ever been an issue for
Lance before) and in spite of his rather unhealthy fixation on objects
being slid into bodily orifices, Lance is not my sock puppet.

On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:28:20 GMT, Phil <phil@nomail.com> gave us:

>On 2007-10-02 18:33:52 -0400, American Patriot
><SincereQuestioner@gmail.com> said:
>
>> On Oct 1, 9:13 pm, Lance Freezeland
>> <freezelandlaw.nos...@consolidated.net> wrote:
>>> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <p...@nomail.com> gave us:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
>>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
>>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
>>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>>>
>>> Noted, Phil.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Lance
>>>
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>>>
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>>
>> How does it feel to be Phil's foot slave, boot licker, AND sock puppet
>> Lance?
>
>In the interest of honesty (not that this has ever been an issue for
>Lance before) and in spite of his rather unhealthy fixation on objects
>being slid into bodily orifices, Lance is not my sock puppet.

I see who's been talking about such things for the past several days,
Phil. And it ain't me.

--
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National League Central Division Champions
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On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot
> <SincereQuestio...@gmail.com> said:
>
> > On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
> >> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>
> >>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
> >>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
> >>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>
> >> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
> >> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>
> > Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella!
>
> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various
> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all...

So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad!
Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become
a SIDS victim.

LOL!

On 2007-10-04 17:31:39 -0400, American Patriot
<SincereQuestioner@gmail.com> said:

> On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
>> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot
>> <SincereQuestio...@gmail.com> said:
>>
>>> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
>>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>>
>>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
>>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
>>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>>
>>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
>>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>>
>>> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella!
>>
>> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various
>> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all...
>
> So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad!
> Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become
> a SIDS victim.
>
> LOL!

I'm getting rather disturbed by the trend being set here. Surely not
all Southerners are obsessed with things sliding into their bodily
orifices. Maybe it's just you?

On Oct 4, 6:58 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
> On 2007-10-04 17:31:39 -0400, American Patriot
> <SincereQuestio...@gmail.com> said:
>
>
>
> > On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
> >> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot
> >> <SincereQuestio...@gmail.com> said:
>
> >>> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
> >>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>
> >>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
> >>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
> >>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>
> >>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
> >>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>
> >>> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella!
>
> >> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various
> >> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all...
>
> > So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad!
> > Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become
> > a SIDS victim.
>
> > LOL!
>
> I'm getting rather disturbed by the trend being set here. Surely not
> all Southerners are obsessed with things sliding into their bodily
> orifices. Maybe it's just you?

Well, Phil, all I can advise you is to quit eating, and taking in
fluids. Although your boyfriend might feel a bit lost. Then we will
soon have you out of the gene pool!

On 2007-10-06 12:41:12 -0400, American Patriot
<SincereQuestioner@gmail.com> said:

> On Oct 4, 6:58 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
>> On 2007-10-04 17:31:39 -0400, American Patriot
>> <SincereQuestio...@gmail.com> said:
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
>>>> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot
>>>> <SincereQuestio...@gmail.com> said:
>>
>>>>> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p...@nomail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr...@yahoo.com said:
>>
>>>>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can
>>>>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark
>>>>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down.
>>
>>>>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South
>>>>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants?
>>
>>>>> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella!
>>
>>>> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various
>>>> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all...
>>
>>> So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad!
>>> Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become
>>> a SIDS victim.
>>
>>> LOL!
>>
>> I'm getting rather disturbed by the trend being set here. Surely not
>> all Southerners are obsessed with things sliding into their bodily
>> orifices. Maybe it's just you?
>
> Well, Phil, all I can advise you is to quit eating, and taking in
> fluids. Although your boyfriend might feel a bit lost. Then we will
> soon have you out of the gene pool!

Sorry. I'm already in the gene pool, and not with my sisters, either.