Carlos Zambrano, White Sox fan, future Sox pitcher?

'I told my family and my friends that before my career ends, I want to
play for the White Sox. Right now, my priority is helping this club.
That's what I am trying to do. But I used to be, when I was growing
up, I was a White Sox fan. But every time I say that, the Chicago Cubs
fans get jealous and pissed off.'' - Carlos Zambrano as quoted in the
Chicago Sun-Times, March 16, 2008

On Mar 19, 12:08*am, DrCrawdad <drcraw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 'I told my family and my friends that before my career ends, I want to
> play for the White Sox. Right now, my priority is helping this club.
> That's what I am trying to do. But I used to be, when I was growing
> up, I was a White Sox fan. But every time I say that, the Chicago Cubs
> fans get jealous and pissed off.'' - Carlos Zambrano as quoted in the
> Chicago Sun-Times, March 16, 2008

It is clear that at least one "head-up-his-ass" White Sox fan is
"jealous and pissed off" because Carlos is NOT a Sox pitcher! Nor does
he show any sign of becoming one in the foreseeable future.

The White Sox would be better advised to try to sign recently retired
Brett Favre as their new starting pitcher for the following reasons:

1) He can't possibly be any worse than the current starting pitchers.

2) The green and yellow could add some much needed color to the
otherwise dismal black-and-white of the bleachers.

3) All of Southern Wisconsin would immediately start driving to the
Southside of Chicago to buy their crack cocaine...giving a much needed
boost to the Southsides ONLY industry.

Jeffrey Alsip

It is clear that at least one "head-up-his-ass" White Sox fan is
"jealous and pissed off" because Carlos is NOT a Sox pitcher! Nor does
he show any sign of becoming one in the foreseeable future.



Not much to be jealous of since Carlos Zambrano is going on the DL with an
arm injury and will not be pitching for anyone in the foreseeable future.

You are not very good at trolling. If you like the Cubs better than the
White Sox, bully for you. At least living White Sox fans have World Series
memories. When was the last time the Cubs won any sort of post season
series? Was it 1906?

On Mar 31, 11:04 pm, "RickyBobby" <nasca...@cox.net> wrote:

> Not much to be jealous of since Carlos Zambrano is going on the DL with an
> arm injury and will not be pitching for anyone in the foreseeable future.
>
> You are not very good at trolling.

Reason, facts and logic are a waste on this racist Cubbie troll.
Interestingly last season he boasted here often about the '07 Cubbies
during the regular season, but par for the course the troll
disappeared when the best team in the worst division in MLB
predictably got swept away like so much trash thrown on the Wrigley's
field.

> If you like the Cubs better than the
> White Sox, bully for you. At least living White Sox fans have World Series
> memories. When was the last time the Cubs won any sort of post season
> series? Was it 1906?

This vile troll mocks the Sox '05 World Championship because they
failed to repeat (ignoring that the '06 Sox won 90 games) meanwhile
his favorite team hasn't won anything in 100 years. On that topic the
troll has tried to herald Cubbie pennants and division titles as equal
to World Championships.

This reply to you is as close the hateful scumbag will get from me.

DrCrawdad wrote:
> On Mar 31, 11:04 pm, "RickyBobby" <nasca...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>
>>Not much to be jealous of since Carlos Zambrano is going on the DL with an
>>arm injury and will not be pitching for anyone in the foreseeable future.
>>
>>You are not very good at trolling.
>
>
> Reason, facts and logic are a waste on this racist Cubbie troll.
> Interestingly last season he boasted here often about the '07 Cubbies
> during the regular season, but par for the course the troll
> disappeared when the best team in the worst division in MLB
> predictably got swept away like so much trash thrown on the Wrigley's
> field.
>
>
>>If you like the Cubs better than the
>>White Sox, bully for you. At least living White Sox fans have World Series
>>memories. When was the last time the Cubs won any sort of post season
>>series? Was it 1906?
>
>
> This vile troll mocks the Sox '05 World Championship because they
> failed to repeat (ignoring that the '06 Sox won 90 games) meanwhile
> his favorite team hasn't won anything in 100 years. On that topic the
> troll has tried to herald Cubbie pennants and division titles as equal
> to World Championships.
>
> This reply to you is as close the hateful scumbag will get from me.


He ain't worth it, Doc.

On Mar 31, 11:04*pm, "RickyBobby" <nasca...@cox.net> wrote:
> Not much to be jealous of since Carlos Zambrano is going on the DL with an
> arm injury and will not be pitching for anyone in the foreseeable future.

Carlos not only won the game today, against the Reds, but he got three
hits himself. Zambrano may be the best hitting pitcher in all of
baseball. It would be a crime to put him in a situation where that
pussy Designated Hitter rule is in place.

I'm surprised that noone liked my suggestion about the Sox adding
Brett Favre to the roster. Dr. Crawdad, who has freely admitted, on
this forum, that he is a HUGE fan of the Green Bay Packers, could be
counted on to have a spontaneous orgasm with every pitch that Brett
throws.

"Jeffrey Alsip" <jeffreyalsip@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:a262ee02-0225-4251-bd83-bf00bbc39c0f@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 31, 11:04 pm, "RickyBobby" <nasca...@cox.net> wrote:
> Not much to be jealous of since Carlos Zambrano is going on the DL with an
> arm injury and will not be pitching for anyone in the foreseeable future.

Carlos not only won the game today, against the Reds, but he got three
hits himself. Zambrano may be the best hitting pitcher in all of
baseball. It would be a crime to put him in a situation where that
pussy Designated Hitter rule is in place.

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LOL, yeah, you would be dumb enough to have him hit instead of a DH if you
had the choice. You fall from the dumb tree?

Sorry to be rude, but why do you all keep responding to JA? That's exactly
what he wants. If you just ignore him, he'll go away and find another
newsgroup to be an ass in.

"John Poutre" <mehatespam@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:YpONj.9762$3N1.8116@newsfe17.lga...
> "Jeffrey Alsip" <jeffreyalsip@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a262ee02-0225-4251-bd83-bf00bbc39c0f@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 31, 11:04 pm, "RickyBobby" <nasca...@cox.net> wrote:
>> Not much to be jealous of since Carlos Zambrano is going on the DL with
>> an
>> arm injury and will not be pitching for anyone in the foreseeable future.
>
> Carlos not only won the game today, against the Reds, but he got three
> hits himself. Zambrano may be the best hitting pitcher in all of
> baseball. It would be a crime to put him in a situation where that
> pussy Designated Hitter rule is in place.
>
> -----------------------------
>
> LOL, yeah, you would be dumb enough to have him hit instead of a DH if you
> had the choice. You fall from the dumb tree?
>
>

"Ken Zwyers" <zeker434@mcleodusa.net> wrote in message news:48081816@news...
> Sorry to be rude, but why do you all keep responding to JA? That's
> exactly what he wants. If you just ignore him, he'll go away and find
> another newsgroup to be an ass in.
>

You are right, my bad.

On Apr 17, 3:28*pm, "John Poutre" <mehates...@gmail.com> wrote:
> LOL, yeah, you would be dumb enough to have him hit instead of a DH if you
> had the choice. *You fall from the dumb tree?

Designated Hitter is a pussy rule, and you know it!