Carlos Zambrano for MVP

Carlo Zambrano may win both the Cy Young and the MVP Awards is he continues
on this pace.

"RickyBobby" <nascar42@cox.net> wrote in message
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> Carlo Zambrano may win both the Cy Young and the MVP Awards is he
> continues on this pace.

He's having an excellent start but there are several pitchers ahead of him
at this point for Cy Young consideration. It's way too early to even start
talking about CY and MVP. Can't we at least wait until Carlos has a few
bad games and you are calling for his trade because he sucks so bad? :-p

He already holds the all time record for length of time on the mound playing
with his own nutsack.


"RickyBobby" <nascar42@cox.net> wrote in message
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> Carlo Zambrano may win both the Cy Young and the MVP Awards is he
> continues on this pace.

Eric Margheim wrote:

> He's having an excellent start but there are several pitchers ahead of him
> at this point for Cy Young consideration. It's way too early to even start
> talking about CY and MVP. Can't we at least wait until Carlos has a few
> bad games and you are calling for his trade because he sucks so bad? :-p

His problems with dehydration and cramps will probably also have to be
solved.

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"Blex" <blexREMOVEORDIE@new.rr.com> wrote in message
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> He already holds the all time record for length of time on the mound
> playing with his own nutsack.
>

As opposed to these guys who prefer playing with someone else's on the
mound. ;-)

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> "RickyBobby" <nascar42@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:E7cPj.91677$497.36508@newsfe14.phx...
>> Carlo Zambrano may win both the Cy Young and the MVP Awards is he
>> continues on this pace.
>
>

"Hakan" <H.L@softhome.net> wrote in message
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> Eric Margheim wrote:
>
>> He's having an excellent start but there are several pitchers ahead of
>> him at this point for Cy Young consideration. It's way too early to
>> even start talking about CY and MVP. Can't we at least wait until
>> Carlos has a few bad games and you are calling for his trade because he
>> sucks so bad? :-p
>
> His problems with dehydration and cramps will probably also have to be
> solved.
>

Some agua and Midol just might do the trick. Especially after one of them
meltdown/hissy-fits!

If he beats the Brew Crew this week, I'll give him my vote for that
prestigious Rose Award.

> Some agua and Midol just might do the trick. Especially after one of them
> meltdown/hissy-fits!

Let's hope that they can get him to drink more water in preparation for
games before his career is over.


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